Ugh. I thought everything in life was awesome right now, but it kind of sucks.
Some might have thought it was inappropriate to play this immediately after some moron started shooting his gun in the parking lot. I say, there has never been a more opportune moment for this song ever.
MARTY?
MARTY?
HOW THE HELL DID YOU FALL IN THAT?
I’M NOT BEING RUDE. I’M GENUINELY CURIOUS. HOW DO YOU FALL IN ANYTHING?
WE MOVE -AND I’M NOT JUST SAYING THIS, OKAY?- WE MOVE, LITERALLY, AT A SNAIL’S PACE.
… DO YOU AT LEAST HAVE INSURANCE? IS THERE SOMEONE I SHOULD CALL?
MARTY?
… MARTY?
lololol omg
Yup. Tumblr has once again ruined game of thrones for me.
I SWEAR I’M GONNA READ IT. I JUST DON’T HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW.
We always knew that living in apartment 911 would get this thing called in eventually…
Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘Goodbye cruel world.’ The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. He closed his eyes awaiting the end.
A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed.
‘Oh shit, that’s right I’m a hat.’”
Gym? What’s a gym?
